It’s been a while but I got an email that wasn’t for me and surprisingly it wasn’t from the Church either.

—–Original Message—–
From: Oliver Jon Cross [mailto:OliverDotCross@GmailDotCom]
Sent: 29 May 2009 16:48
To: XXX@XXX-publishing-house.com
Subject: Re: Academic Publishing (University Thesis)

Dear Ms Soogah,

Thank you for your email. I would be truly delighted for you to publish my feces. Obviously sending a fresh stool is never an easy task. Previously I have met with “publishers” in a discrete venue of their choice. From there you may help yourself to my clay pit.

Please let me know when you have made arrangements.

Regards,

O.Cross

2009/5/29 <XXX@vdm-XXX.com>:
> Dear Cross Godfrey Oliver,
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> I am writing on behalf of the German publishing house, XXX Verlag Dr. Müller XXXXXXXXXX.
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> In the course of a research at the “The University of Southern Mississippi”, I came across a reference to your thesis on “Desegregation of MiamiDade County public schools 19541959″. We are a German-based publisher whose aim is to make academic research available to a wider audience. XXXXX would be especially interested in publishing your dissertation in the form of a printed book.
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> Your reply including an e-mail address to which I can send an e-mail with further information in an attachment will be greatly appreciated.
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> I am looking forward to hearing from you.
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> Best Regards,
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> XXX XXX
> Acquisition Editor
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> XXX Publishing House Ltd.
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> 17, Meldrum XXX. | Beau-XXX | Mauritius Tel / Fax: +230 XXX
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> XXX@XXX-publishing-house.com | www.XXX-publishing-house.com
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> Business Registration No.: C070XXXX
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