Dear Geoff,

I think a small door for future maintenance would be sensible idea; however please give me a few days to confirm any changes meet the correct building regulations.

On the subject of flood lighting, it had occurred to me less and less of the younger generation are attending Sunday mass.

My Grandson gave me the idea after watching Batman, his number one super hero. When Batman’s assistance is required, the city shines a large flood light in the symbol of a bat. Although it sounds far fetched, both Jesus and Batman had a lot in common, both wore a cape, fight crime at night and both have been depicted in modern literature. Is this something we could do but instead of a bat (of course) I was thinking the silhouette of a large crucifix?

Look forward to hearing your comments.

O.Cross

On 16 February 2010 11:09, Geoff Gallifant <geoff.XXXXX@XXXXX> wrote:
> Good morning Oliver,
> Thanks for your e-mail regarding a
> camera in the female bathroom.
>
> I have also been thinking about the church flood lighting and the
> ongoing maintainance. Is there any possibility that a small door can
> be inserted in the grills on the tower that the lights can be mounted
> on? This would be great for replacing the lamps when required if
> the doors can be opened inwards to allow access to the lights. Let me
> know if this is possible as it would cut down on installation and future maintanance costs.
>
> Will be in touch regarding bathroom.
>
> Regards
>
> Geoff Gallifant
>
> —– Original Message —– From: “Oliver Jon Cross”
> <OliverDotCross@GmailDotCom>
> To: “Geoff Gallifant” <geoff.XXXXX@XXXXX>
> Sent: Monday, February 15, 2010 4:57 PM
> Subject: Re: Church outside lighting
>
>
> Dear Geoff,
>
> I have always been a firm believer “of the eye is watching us all”,
> however sometimes God needs a little help.
>
> After several complaints of theft in the female bathrooms, we require
> high definition surveillance equipment. I will also require direct and
> personal access to rule out any internal tampering. Although this
> isn’t my expertise I suggest the best placement for the camera would
> be directly above the air filter in second cubicle.
>
> Please send me the quote as soon you have any spare time.
>
> Kind Regards,
>
> O.Cross
>
> On 15 February 2010 17:14, Geoff Gallifant <geoff.XXXXX@XXXXX> wrote:
>>
>> Hi Oliver,
>> Sorry to keep you waiting regarding the quote for the church. I am
>> looking at numerous options including, sensors which can warn you in
>> the vicarage about intrudes on the roof and we have a product which
>> not only is a sensor but has a built in cctv camera.
>>
>> My only concern is mounting the lights on the tower and replacing
>> lamps when they fail. I will be in touch as soon as I have all the
>> information to put a quote together.
>>
>> Regards
>>
>>
>> Geoff Gallifant

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Oliver Jon Cross <OliverDotCross@GmailDotCom>
Date: 2009/11/19
Subject: Re: Ordination
To: Father Simon <fathersimon@XXXXX.co.uk>
>
>
>Hey Simon,
>
>What does a bible and a penis have in common ?
>
>
>
>Both get shoved down your throat by a Priest
>
2009/11/19 Father Simon <fathersimon@@XXXXX.co.uk>:
> Oops – I think I forgot to attach the Alleluia and Psalm (which we
> probably won’t be using!)
>
> Beeny Hinn – ah yes – strange how Lourdes only has two attested
> miracles and received millions of pilgrims per year. He miraculously
> heals thousands at each sitting!
>
> Best wishes,
>
> Simon
>
> —– Original Message —– From: “Oliver Jon Cross”
> <OliverDotCross@GmailDotCom>
> To: “Father Simon” <fathersimon@@XXXXX.co.uk>
> Sent: Thursday, November 19, 2009 12:13 PM
> Subject: Re: Ordination
>
>
> Dear Simon,
>
> Oh yes, thank you for reminding me. I was thinking of bringing
> something a little different. Perhaps “I’m the Leader of the Gang (I
> Am)” and “Hello, Hello, I’m Back Again” as I know it’s the children’s
> favourite. Any way must dash; I must call Benny Hinn as it’s the
> second time this month he’s left his wand in the Priory.
>
> Speak Soon,
>
> Oliver
>
> 2009/11/19 Father Simon <fathersimon@@XXXXX.co.uk>:
>>
>> Dear Father,
>>
>> Thanks for agreeing to play for the Ordination on Saturday.
>>
>> I hope that you have the music for the Spatzenmasse. Apart from that
>> there is Ave Verum by Mozart, Alleluia and Psalm (althogh this night
>> have changed apparently). I attach copies of the latter.
>>
>> We are rehearsing from 10 am and it would be great if you were there then.
>> If you need to speak to me my number is XXXX XXX XXXX.
>>
>> Best wishes,
>>
>> Simon

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Oliver Jon Cross <OliverDotCross@GmailDotCom>
Date: 2009/10/26
Subject: Re: Schedule a Meeting?
To: Bell xxxxx <bxxxxxxxxx.txxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>

Hello Belle,

I am free from Wednesday, please let me know the time and the place that’s best for you. Remember Belle, “God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve”.

Peace out,

Oliver

2009/10/23 Belle Thomson <bxxxxx.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>:
> Dear Father,
> I know we spoke about this at length last Friday, and I did take the
> first step you suggested and ordered that book. To be honest, it
> arrived yesterday, but I haven’t had the courage to open it yet. You
> see, the prospect of change is scary to me; even if it would be an
> obvious change for the better. This has always been an issue for me,
> and I could never figure out why.
> Last night I wrote out a detailed list of all the negative
> consequences of my actions and I went into great detail as you
> suggested. Of course, I also wrote out a detailed list of the ways in
> which my life will change for the better once I’m able to curb my
> sexual appetite. I’m even more convinced now that I need to change,
> but it’s this first step that’s killing me. It’s almost like despite
> the negative consequences I’ve suffered to date, I’m afraid to lose
> this part of me. I guess it’s the same with any addiction. I just wish mine was a more common one, like smoking.
> Well, I apologize for rambling, but as you’re aware you’re the only
> one that knows of my “challenge” and the struggle to overcome it. If
> possible I would very much like to schedule a time to meet with you at
> your earliest convenience.
> Best Regards,
> Bxxxxxxxxx

Dear David,

As a brother thou not need require any physical aid to recite the great book:

Genesis 25:30 (Holman Christian Standard Bible)
He said to Jacob, “Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I’m exhausted.”

Darth Vader: Death Star Conference Room ( Star Wars 1977)
“I find your lack of faith disturbing”

Also I can’t meet up for a drink this week as I have a squash match on Wednesday with Al Sharpton.

Regards,

Oliver

On 25/10/2008, David De VXXXX <XXXXXXXX@XXX.XXX> wrote:

> Dear Oliver, I don’t have the new dio handbook… in the old one there is no e-mail for Paul or your parish! Does he have one?

> Thank you for your help.

> Best wishes and kind regards, David

> PS. Why don’t you give me a ring (XXXXX-XXXXXX) and pop in for a coffee/tea???