Church Flood Lights

Just when it got quiet: Dear Geoff, I think a small door for future maintenance would be sensible idea; however please give me a few days to confirm any changes meet the correct building regulations. On the subject of flood lighting, it had occurred to me less and less of the younger generation are attending [...]

Ordination

Actually got a reply on this one, although he didn’t reply after the 2nd mail. Perhaps this was a little to over the top compared to my previous emails, but it still makes me laugh. ———- Forwarded message ———- From: Oliver Jon Cross <oliver.cross@gmail.com> Date: 2009/11/19 Subject: Re: Ordination To: Father Simon <fathersimon@XXXXX.co.uk> > > [...]

To Good To Be True

I know I said I wouldn’t be posting anymore but to be honest I can’t help myself. This one was to good to be true. I just kept it short a sweet. Saying that I could have done a lot worse. Classic Alan. ———- Forwarded message ———- From: Oliver Jon Cross <oliver.cross@gmail.com> Date: 2009/10/26 Subject: [...]

Parish Email

They just keep coming: Dear David, As a brother thou not need require any physical aid to recite the great book: Genesis 25:30 (Holman Christian Standard Bible) He said to Jacob, “Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I’m exhausted.” Darth Vader: Death Star Conference Room ( Star Wars 1977) “I find your [...]