LMAO the last image had me in tears, remember to click on the image to see the enlarged version.

If anyone knows who wrote this or if he has an official site, please let me know as I would like to read some more.

Hi.

I’m afraid that we do not currently accept those currencies, but who knows what the future might bring.

Best regards,
Senior GM Panic
EVE Online Customer Support

2010.02.18 12:37:00   None
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Dear Eve,

Ok I am a little short on isk this month but I have good credit, check any of
the stations in Jita and you will see I am good for the isk. As you can see
i am a little short this month in isk as its all in buy orders but i have
managed to obtain lots of funds in other games that I have played, can you
confirm you will take Gold Pressed Latinum, Republic Credits, Nuka Bottle
Caps or even Final Fantasy Gils for next months subscription?

I am looking forward to your response

PS: My son has tons of mario yellow coins if you are interested

Please give me the appropriate exchange rates and form of payment and I can
stick this email in my done folder….Cheers

—–Original Message—–
From: Oliver Jon Cross [mailto:OliverDotCross@GmailDotCom]
Sent: 06 August 2009 12:18
To: Ben XXXXXXX
Subject: Re: Coding

Hello Ben,

Sorry I didn’t email you sooner. I will be out of the office for the
next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as
‘Loretta’ instead of ‘Oliver’.

Wish me luck,

Oliver (Loretta)

2009/8/6 Ben Gribbin <ben@XXXXX.com>:
> How’s the coding coming along pal?
>
> Thanks,
>
> Ben
>
> Ben XXXXXXX,
> Creative Freelance Web Designer,
> Portfolio at bXXXXX.com

—–Original Message—–
From: Oliver Jon Cross [mailto:OliverDotCross@GmailDotCom]
Sent: 29 May 2009 16:48
To: XXX@XXX-publishing-house.com
Subject: Re: Academic Publishing (University Thesis)

Dear Ms Soogah,

Thank you for your email. I would be truly delighted for you to publish my feces. Obviously sending a fresh stool is never an easy task. Previously I have met with “publishers” in a discrete venue of their choice. From there you may help yourself to my clay pit.

Please let me know when you have made arrangements.

Regards,

O.Cross

2009/5/29 <XXX@vdm-XXX.com>:
> Dear Cross Godfrey Oliver,
>
>
> I am writing on behalf of the German publishing house, XXX Verlag Dr. Müller XXXXXXXXXX.
>
>
> In the course of a research at the “The University of Southern Mississippi”, I came across a reference to your thesis on “Desegregation of MiamiDade County public schools 19541959″. We are a German-based publisher whose aim is to make academic research available to a wider audience. XXXXX would be especially interested in publishing your dissertation in the form of a printed book.
>
>
> Your reply including an e-mail address to which I can send an e-mail with further information in an attachment will be greatly appreciated.
>
>
> I am looking forward to hearing from you.
>
> -
> Best Regards,
>
> XXX XXX
> Acquisition Editor
>
> XXX Publishing House Ltd.
>
> 17, Meldrum XXX. | Beau-XXX | Mauritius Tel / Fax: +230 XXX
>
> XXX@XXX-publishing-house.com | www.XXX-publishing-house.com
>
> Business Registration No.: C070XXXX
> Board of Directors: Katalin X, Benoit X, Saleem X

I know I said I wasn’t going to be posting anymore, just couldn’t help post my latest email from the Church.

“Hello Sue,

Thank you for the update and I was delighted to hear I would be working with Anne and Cathie however I’m afraid I have conflicting Bukkake conference up in Exeter. I know its last minute but I’ve been looking forward to this for some months now.

Stay in contact and let’s catch up soon, wish me luck.

Oliver

On 25/09/2008, XXXXXs22 <sue@huXXXX.XXXX.XXX.XXXX> wrote:
>
> Dear Oliver,
> Thank you for agreeing to be part of the team and assisting in the
> production of 09 ‘ Living Stones’
> The other team members are; Anne Dawson, and Cathie Lawrie.
> Sorry the gender balance is a bit lop-sided but I’m sure you will cope.
> The theme is, Prayer Centred Ministry, venue, most likely Sneaton
> Castle, retreat leader has yet to be confirmed.
> Will keep you informed re; meetings and arrangements.
> Blessings,
> Sue XXXXXX”

The link was:

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/2008-08-01-georgia-poll-cover_N.htm?loc=interstitialskip&POE=click-refer

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From: Oliver Jon Cross [mailto:OliverDotCross@GmailDotCom]
Sent: 01 August 2008 16:40
To: XXXcross@XXX.rr.com
Subject: Re: Richt, Georgia ready to face expectations of being top dog – USATODAY.com

Hi Mum,

Thanks for the great article. I’m afraid I have some bad news, early last week Marry Ann was told shes got genital herpes and shes to embarrassed to make it for Sunday lunch.

Anyway I’ll call you when I can.

Love,

Oliver

On 01/08/2008, XXXcross@XXX.rr.com <XXXross@XXX.rr.com> wrote:

* Please note, the sender’s email address has not been verified.

Thought you and Mary Ann would enjoy this article!

Mom

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait

anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me

talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact.

In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But

now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss you. I don’t care about

looking bad anymore. I don’t care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.

Maybe it’s time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says: “There’s no one

like you, Connie.” I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they’re not you. They’re not

even close.

Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don’t say this to hurt you, but just

to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, maybe 19; with one of those perfect bodies that only

youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn’t

believe and an ass that just wouldn’t quit. Every man’s dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by

this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we’ve made important in our lives. It’s all so superficial.

What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I’m

getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive

Connie? I doubt it. And I’d never really thought of that before. I don’t know, maybe I’m just growing up a little.

Later, after I’d tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, “Why do I feel so drained

and empty?” It wasn’t just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some

nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn’t feel the same because you

weren’t there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you.

Jesus, Connie, I’m just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by

last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn’t eating right without a woman around. I didn’t

know what she meant till later, but that’s not the real story.

Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we’re banging away in our old bedroom.

And this tart’s a total monster in the sack. She’s giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when

she’s not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots

that tilting mirror on your grandmother’s old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we

can watch ourselves. And it’s totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can’t help thinking, “Why didn’t

Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We’ve had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a

sex toy.”

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining

order. I mean, Vicky’s just a kid and all, but she’s got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she’s been a real

friend to me during this painful time. She’s given me lots of good advice about you and about women in

general. She’s pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really is.

So, we’re doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here’s this teenage girl with

the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that

just about makes me cry.

And then it turns out Vicky’s really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I

pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see

how even then, when I’m thrusting inside your baby sister’s cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you?

It’s true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don’t you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the

grievances away and start fresh? I think we can.

If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the fucking remote is.