So you see this girl fold kings preflop, now watch her fold three 9′s with an ace. How the fuck did she get on televised poker. Seriously though, WTF, this shit has to be fake (I’ve retyped this post 4 times, I can’t believe this donkey).
Folding Kings Preflop
Ok watch this and you think she has misread her cards.
Trolling is an Art
Not much to post today but I have been practicing my trolling, here is a Link to a popular poker forum. My name is GeeseHoward not sure if you’ve heard of Let Me Google That For You. Basically you can search just like Google but then point out the obvious.
Feminism
I’m probably going to get slated for this image, but when I saw it the other day it had me in tears lmao. Remember to click on the image to enlarge it.
Has any one been reading this bullshit about Kentucky with their latest attack on online poker? I swear it was only two years ago that some fucktard judge was trying to obtain the rights to 141 domain names. Wtf is up with American government and the Internets. Most companies aren’t even registered in the US, the domain names are registered some where in the Caribbean and the game servers are in Canada. Why do they think they are the world police. If a American citizen wants to spend their money on online gambling, what the hell has it got to do with anyone else. They just want to get their hands on the tax.
Actually it would probably make more sense if I posted the new link, Here You Go.
Do Poker Bots Work?
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My brother asked me about poker bots, which had me thinking about writing a quick article. Anyway I can’t be bothered so I’ll just post the chat:
(1:44:43 PM) ?: what’s your view on poker bots?
(1:44:51 PM) ?: is there any such thing as one that works
(1:47:01 PM) Oz: Yes they work
(1:47:08 PM) Oz: if you have a lot of them
(1:47:13 PM) Oz: and they play full ring limit
(1:47:26 PM) Oz: However the big rooms such as ftp (Full Tilt) and ps (Poker Stars)
(1:47:30 PM) Oz: Use something similar to captcha
(1:47:33 PM) Oz: you know captcha?
(1:47:36 PM) ?: no
(1:47:57 PM) Oz: Captcha is
(1:48:01 PM) Oz: that shit when you post
(1:48:03 PM) Oz: write this word
(1:48:06 PM) Oz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAPTCHA
(1:48:21 PM) Oz: It runs a number of reports
(1:48:26 PM) Oz: Playing long hours
(1:48:35 PM) Oz: and betting patterns
(1:48:40 PM) Oz: if your betting almost perfectly
(1:48:51 PM) Oz: Which a human would find hard to do consistently
(1:49:04 PM) Oz: There are people on the forums that have been sent captcha messages at the table
(1:49:08 PM) Oz: if you don’t response they shut you down
(1:49:11 PM) Oz: ftp (Full Tilt Poker) and ps (Poker Stars)
(1:49:19 PM) Oz: have refunded people after they have caught groups of bots
(1:49:27 PM) Oz: bots on rake back as well
(1:49:41 PM) Oz: It’s going to get worse though
(1:49:49 PM) Oz: if a bot that can use central databases
(1:50:05 PM) Oz: databases that scour and scrape hand histories (datamine)
(1:50:11 PM) Oz: even though they aren’t playing
(1:50:14 PM) Oz: see www.tableratings.com
(1:50:24 PM) Oz: it’s not accurate but your account will be on there
(1:50:56 PM) Oz: So at this time, it’s not such a worry
(1:51:02 PM) Oz: but they can only get better
(1:51:12 PM) Oz: One solution which I’ve suggested and others
(1:51:37 PM) Oz: is annom (anonymous) poker
(1:51:40 PM) Oz: you login
(1:51:41 PM) Oz: no name
(1:51:45 PM) Oz: and you play with no names
(1:51:52 PM) Oz: just random people no notes
(1:52:03 PM) Oz: then people can’t data mine
(1:52:06 PM) Oz: That’s my view on it
*I work in the industry but not for Poker Stars or Full Tilt.
Slum Dog Millionaire
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An 8 Year Old Boy Wins $500,000 Poker Tournament:
http://www.poker-shark.co.uk/poker_news/8_year_old_boy_wins_$500000_poker_tournament-151.html
For years I’ve been playing and still not come close to a haul like that; little fucker.
James Woods Is A Donkey
Yep, he’s right up there when Jennifer Tilly checked a full house on the river.
Phil Ivey vs Patrik Antonius
Check out this huge 807k Cash Pot.
Annette_15 Has Her Chips Stolen
I’d never seen this video till today, check out the the guy to her right who makes this amazing call with just king high. Annette was in such amazement she knocks her the tower with her hand. The chips bounce to the guy’s right and he plays with them as if their his. Check out 28 seconds in to the clip.
RainKhan Caught Eating a Poker Chip
Ok the final one and I randomly found this weird video.