I haven’t really mentioned anything about my girlfriend, but her name is Marie. She’s 22 and French. We have been going out for quite a few months now. Well she’s moving to Curacao next Saturday and she’s already got plans. Marie is a great girlfriend, but somtimes she doesn’t understand my humour.

I was trying to explan the conversation to my brother over MSN messenger:

Marie: We’ll do some sport together
Marie: I was thinking we could get bicycles
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Are you serious?
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
lol
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
I blame the Tour De France, I know it’s been on TV this week
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
lmao
Marie: At least we could try
Marie: Cause I was thinking that we will move of house and Half an hour walking makes 5 minutes riding….
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Hmmm
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
One step at a time
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
I know we have to make expceptions in a relationship
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
But I was thinking along the lines of; I want to buy Cheerios and you want Corn Flakes, sort of thing.
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
lmao

I made a promise when I created this blog, everything that happends no matter how embarrising or personal would get posted. If it means getting in trouble along the way, I guess ii’ll just have to take it. 

Ok, as promised a few of my friends wanted to know how my new life in Curacao is going. So here is a video of the Cabana I am staying in and another video of a Iguana that kept scratching at my window. Before you ask, I recorded it on my spy camera, hence the doggy shaking. Also there is no sound, because I couldn’t be bothered to edit the videos. I also recommend watching it in 200%, just right click the middle of windows media player choose “video size” followed by ”200%”.

Can someone verify if this video is real, who break dances for the Pope?

Another interesting conversation from MSN:

Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
I went in to the spare room the other day and there were 2 baby swifts on the floor, I’ve been looking after them for 3 days now
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Baby swifts?
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
Birds
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Dead ones?
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
Would I have been looking after them for 3 days if they were dead
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
What are you feeding them?
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
Sugary water and bread
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Fuck off
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
You serious?
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
True
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Nice Bruv, they shouldn’t have any problems living in the real world now:
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Bird one says: What you eating?
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Bird two says: Worms, want some?
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Bird one says: No thanks, I’ll stick to my bread
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
lol
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Are they on the floor?
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
Yeah I put them on the window ledge when it cools down later at night
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Bull shit
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
They just created their nest on the floor?
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
No I think there was a nest in the roller blind when Dave was here he has been opening and closing it made them fall out of the nest on to the floor.
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
You know they won’t fly now
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
How you going to teach them?
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
I’m reading
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
http://www.londons-swifts.org.uk/SwiftFirstAid.htm
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
NEVER feed a Swift bread, milk, meat or petfood – it will kill it. It must have ONLY insects
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
lol
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
Ok I’m going about this the wrong way
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
LMAO

I used to be a real hardcore gamer, but due to the lack of time and the quality of games that was being realised I stopped getting involved. Every game I’ve played I was well above average but not good enough to beat the top tier players. I always have a claim to fame in every game. For instance I took down a squad of 8 people in Counter Strike in the first minute of the round and another time I got a Kilimanjaro in Halo 2, that’s 8 kills within 5 seconds of each other. I understand a lot of people won’t be able to appreciate what I am saying unless you have played those two games. My longest session without sleeping was around 30+ hours.

This stuff was in my blood, I learned to touch type at the age of 12 just so I could smack talk the other team and play at the same time. Anyway in the beginning I played a lot of PC games, mainly because you can play with so many different players online. This was well before Xbox Live. There were cheaters from day one and I couldn’t stand them. It made no sense, they weren’t proving anything. They were just ruining the experience for everyone else.

I always wanted to go to LAN tournament (Local Area Network) where people can bring their own PCs and duke it out with some of the best players from around the world. I found this video about two years ago and it’s still popular today.

Cheaters get to hide behind their computers at home but what if they were caught cheating in a live tournament. They get just what they deserved.

I’ve always been interested in my Family Tree, so I dug up some information and this is what I came up with. It turned out I didn’t really have a tree, more like a common garden weed.

I’ve watched nearly every World Cup game so far and I have to say the referees have been terrible. They have been handing out red and yellow cards like confetti at a wedding. Anyway I got inside information the ref in this video has been accepted to run the World Cup final, it should prove to be quite interesting to say the least.

I didn’t have anything to post today untill I went to delete one of about thirty emails, just general rubish I have to sive through before reading anything constructive. 

Ok here is a quick lesson, let’s define Spam and Phishing.

Spam: To indiscriminately send unsolicited, unwanted, irrelevant, or inappropriate messages, especially commercial advertising in mass quantities. Noun: electronic “junk mail”.

Phishing: is the act of tricking someone into giving them confidential information or tricking them into doing something that they normally wouldn’t do or shouldn’t do. For example: sending an e-mail to a user falsely claiming to be an established legitimate enterprise in an attempt to scam the user into surrendering private information that will be used for identity theft.

Smacktard, like the people that send me this rubbish.

Right, try and stay away from chain mail. Especially if it’s from friends of friends. Don’t read crap from Africa, Nigeria and anyone else in that region. It might be prejudice, but this is were it keeps coming from. 

A friend of mine had a good idea, if you receive one of these emails take the list of email addresses. Because and I quote “just the right audience, a bunch of noobs will buy anything”. 

Here is a typical example of the sick emails I have been receiving:

[Removed: I don't think Google liked the text in the email]

Now for a little light humour.