Smoking Monkey

Unorthodox Marketing

Well yesterday my brother went around all the forums he could find and posted about eDrinker. Well I apologise for any inconvenience but getting traffic to your website is a slow and painful process. If I can cut corner here or there, I’ll give it a shot.  /*

We Need You

I need You

I’ve realised it’s not going to be so easy to do all any filming and keep my job. I’ve checked my contract and it doesn’t say anything about coming to work inebriated but I’m pretty sure my boss doesn’t see it that way. Anyway, if you want to give me your links then I will quite [...]

Inappropriate Clothing

Well my brother said he wanted to make some T-shirts with a couple of funny messages. He came up with so very good designs, so here here they are eDrinker Store. /*

Wireless Kit

Wtf Do I Do With This Shit

Well today I got woken up at 1pm after only putting my head down for an hour and a half. Can you believe I got another package today, double of everything. I now have more shit than the FBI. I now have 2 cable cameras, one wireless camera, 3 9v battery clips and 2 MP4 players.  I got excited [...]

Ferrari Badge

Ferrari 348 TS

As promised here is the home video I filmed on my mobile in 2004. You got to question who would lend two 18 year old kids a $79,000 car. Sorry in advance about the quality.   /*

Night Shifts

I hate nights, talk about boring. Well I’m still waiting for my video to be verified by Google. Anyway a friend of mine sent me this invention to make you happier in the work place. Oh and before you ask, I haven’t got a clue who the guy is in the picture. Obligatory Office Equipment [...]

Home Video Tomorrow

Here is a quick video to keep you amused till tomorrow. Some people have asked me what’s the point of my website, so here is a link to the About page which should explain everything.  /*

The Test

So the adaptor was broke, but at least I know the camera works. At the moment I have no sound, so I need a microphone for the AV in lead followed by a 1Gig smart card and game on.  The picture on the right is the actual size of the camera, that’s why I am supprised it gives such [...]

Chuck Norris

Game Over

I see my package is now been shipped back to the supplier in Texas, UPS are fucking useless.  This Chuck Norris Fact cheered me up though. “Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink”.

Office Monkey

I Give Up

If you can get through this whole list without getting fired or commited, then you get my respect.  OFFICE DARES One-Point 1) Run one lap around the office at top speed. 2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other ‘non-player’ must be in the toilet at the time). 3) Ignore the first [...]