Today is the 100th video post, here is my personal top 5 since I started:

N64 – Kids get excited at Christmas
Owned – Poor kid gets owned by his Dad
Chillax – Disco Elevator
Guaranteed Tomorrow – Squirrel Catapult
5 Days To Go – Pushed his luck

You can use the poll on the right hand side to cast your vote. Also a good friend of mine created this cool eDrinker Wallpaper, to set the image as your desktop backgroud just right click the image and click “Set as Desktop Item”.

I was quite surprised to see that 78% of the people who voted so far never drink. I suppose it’s a good thing, makes me wonder who and why people are reading this blog?

Poor little fella, he doesn’t understand it either.

Denny’s is the largest full-service family restaurant chain in the United States, with over 1600 restaurants including the western part of Canada especially Alberta, parts of southern Ontario and New Zealand. Denny’s is known for its 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year operations, serving breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert around the clock. 

AKA the biggest pile of shit going, I’m telling you these guys could fuck up a cup of coffee. They constantly get the food or bill wrong and if I’m really lucky they get them both wrong. I’m seriously not eating in another Denny’s in my life. I picked up one of their comment cards on the way out but there were only a few tick boxes. No problem though, I had a pen and made some room for the real truth. 

Service: Excellent, good, bad, regular, poor. 

I’ve seen monkey’s on roller skates service tables more efficiently then some of the donkey’s working here. (Donkey wasn’t on the tick box. So I wrote it in with a pen, get where I am going with this). 

Atmosphere: Excellent, good, bad, regular, poor.

Well I guess I can’t blame you for the atmosphere, but there was a fat guy sitting behind me with a flatulence problem. At first I found it funny, but when my food arrived it was a little off putting. 

Food: Excellent, good, bad, regular, poor. 

How hard is it to cook an egg? You are serving me a breakfast, which consists of bacon, eggs and sausage. So what do I get? Scrambled egg when I asked for sunny side up. Next time don’t bother asking, just decide what’s been sitting in the pan the longest and just toss it on my plate. I got two bits of bacon that looked like you skinned a rat. The toast? It looked like a leper buttered it, next time give me a knife and I’ll do it.

Cleanliness: Excellent, good, bad, dirty, clean. 

Well I honestly felt safer eating my meal in the toilete cubicle than off the table. I know your busy, but just run a clean cloth over the table please. 

Then there was also a suggestion line in which I wrote: “Stop smoking crack and start concentrating you bunch of donkeys”. 

There was also another small section at the bottom that said “We are glad you have chosen Denny’s”. So I crossed the “We are” part out and wrote “The devil is”. I finished by spitting on the comment card, folding it and entering it in to the box.

I haven’t really mentioned anything about my girlfriend, but her name is Marie. She’s 22 and French. We have been going out for quite a few months now. Well she’s moving to Curacao next Saturday and she’s already got plans. Marie is a great girlfriend, but somtimes she doesn’t understand my humour.

I was trying to explan the conversation to my brother over MSN messenger:

Marie: We’ll do some sport together
Marie: I was thinking we could get bicycles
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Are you serious?
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
lol
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
I blame the Tour De France, I know it’s been on TV this week
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
lmao
Marie: At least we could try
Marie: Cause I was thinking that we will move of house and Half an hour walking makes 5 minutes riding….
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Hmmm
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
One step at a time
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
I know we have to make expceptions in a relationship
Be Realistic, be a Drinker – Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
But I was thinking along the lines of; I want to buy Cheerios and you want Corn Flakes, sort of thing.
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
lmao

I made a promise when I created this blog, everything that happends no matter how embarrising or personal would get posted. If it means getting in trouble along the way, I guess ii’ll just have to take it. 

Ok, as promised a few of my friends wanted to know how my new life in Curacao is going. So here is a video of the Cabana I am staying in and another video of a Iguana that kept scratching at my window. Before you ask, I recorded it on my spy camera, hence the doggy shaking. Also there is no sound, because I couldn’t be bothered to edit the videos. I also recommend watching it in 200%, just right click the middle of windows media player choose “video size” followed by ”200%”.

Can someone verify if this video is real, who break dances for the Pope?