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Man used penis to assault female police officer

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Yep you read it right, Click Here to read the full story. My favorite part is “The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action”. LOL evasive action.

Random Posts

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After a few beers last night me and my brother were discussing how to refresh old content. At the moment we nearly have over a hundred posts on Fuck Up Book and although its picking up traffic, most people can’t be bothered to trek though older posts. So today I have added a new feature that produces a Random Page.

Anyway I’ve had the week off so I’m still working through Final Fantasy 13 and I will hopefully have a full review soon.

Finally on the subject of Face Book fuck ups, you have to read this article:

Mafia Suspect Caught On Facebook

Do Poker Bots Work?

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My brother asked me about poker bots, which had me thinking about writing a quick article. Anyway I can’t be bothered so I’ll just post the chat:

(1:44:43 PM) ?: what’s your view on poker bots?
(1:44:51 PM) ?: is there any such thing as one that works
(1:47:01 PM) Oz: Yes they work
(1:47:08 PM) Oz: if you have a lot of them
(1:47:13 PM) Oz: and they play full ring limit
(1:47:26 PM) Oz: However the big rooms such as ftp (Full Tilt) and ps (Poker Stars)
(1:47:30 PM) Oz: Use something similar to captcha
(1:47:33 PM) Oz: you know captcha?
(1:47:36 PM) ?: no
(1:47:57 PM) Oz: Captcha is
(1:48:01 PM) Oz: that shit when you post
(1:48:03 PM) Oz: write this word
(1:48:06 PM) Oz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAPTCHA
(1:48:21 PM) Oz: It runs a number of reports
(1:48:26 PM) Oz: Playing long hours
(1:48:35 PM) Oz: and betting patterns
(1:48:40 PM) Oz: if your betting almost perfectly
(1:48:51 PM) Oz: Which a human would find hard to do consistently
(1:49:04 PM) Oz: There are people on the forums that have been sent captcha messages at the table
(1:49:08 PM) Oz: if you don’t response they shut you down
(1:49:11 PM) Oz: ftp (Full Tilt Poker) and ps (Poker Stars)
(1:49:19 PM) Oz: have refunded people after they have caught groups of bots
(1:49:27 PM) Oz: bots on rake back as well
(1:49:41 PM) Oz: It’s going to get worse though
(1:49:49 PM) Oz: if a bot that can use central databases
(1:50:05 PM) Oz: databases that scour and scrape hand histories (datamine)
(1:50:11 PM) Oz: even though they aren’t playing
(1:50:14 PM) Oz: see www.tableratings.com
(1:50:24 PM) Oz: it’s not accurate but your account will be on there
(1:50:56 PM) Oz: So at this time, it’s not such a worry
(1:51:02 PM) Oz: but they can only get better
(1:51:12 PM) Oz: One solution which I’ve suggested and others
(1:51:37 PM) Oz: is annom (anonymous) poker
(1:51:40 PM) Oz: you login
(1:51:41 PM) Oz: no name
(1:51:45 PM) Oz: and you play with no names
(1:51:52 PM) Oz: just random people no notes
(1:52:03 PM) Oz: then people can’t data mine
(1:52:06 PM) Oz: That’s my view on it

*I work in the industry but not for Poker Stars or Full Tilt.

Final Fantasy XIII First Impressions

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Well I’m sure there are thousands if not tens of thousands of reviews, so I’ll keep it short. I’m about an hour and half in and the attention to detail in the graphics is simply untouched by any game I’ve picked up in the last year. The story even though it’s early stages is hard to follow. I’ve spoken to friends that are several hours in and are still coming to grips with the plot line so I wouldn’t recommend this game for young or players with a short attention span. To really capture the full experience I’m still using my Turtle Beach head set (Review), although the microphone is still broke after screaming to loud when we finally achieved recon armour in Halo ODST. They say there is about 50 to 60 hours if you include all the FMV’s and as sad as it seems this is another game along with Halo ODST, GTA IV and now FFXIII I’ve took time off work for. The other thing that’s worth mentioning is the epic music; if you’re a fan of JRPGs then you know what I’m talking about. Not to go on any more, I actually hope to complete it next week and give a proper review but in the mean time I’ll leave you with the most retarded review I could find:

“This game better than modern warfare 2″:
http://uk.gamespot.com/xbox360/rpg/finalfantasy13/player_review.html?id=711370&tag=player-reviews;continue;20

I don’t get it, one’s a FPS and the other is a RPG?