Actually got a reply on this one, although he didn’t reply after the 2nd mail. Perhaps this was a little to over the top compared to my previous emails, but it still makes me laugh.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Oliver Jon Cross <oliver.cross@gmail.com>
Date: 2009/11/19
Subject: Re: Ordination
To: Father Simon <fathersimon@XXXXX.co.uk>
>
>
>Hey Simon,
>
>What does a bible and a penis have in common ?
>
>
>
>Both get shoved down your throat by a Priest
>
2009/11/19 Father Simon <fathersimon@@XXXXX.co.uk>:
> Oops – I think I forgot to attach the Alleluia and Psalm (which we
> probably won’t be using!)
>
> Beeny Hinn – ah yes – strange how Lourdes only has two attested
> miracles and received millions of pilgrims per year. He miraculously
> heals thousands at each sitting!
>
> Best wishes,
>
> Simon
>
> —– Original Message —– From: “Oliver Jon Cross”
> <oliver.cross@gmail.com>
> To: “Father Simon” <fathersimon@@XXXXX.co.uk>
> Sent: Thursday, November 19, 2009 12:13 PM
> Subject: Re: Ordination
>
>
> Dear Simon,
>
> Oh yes, thank you for reminding me. I was thinking of bringing
> something a little different. Perhaps “I’m the Leader of the Gang (I
> Am)” and “Hello, Hello, I’m Back Again” as I know it’s the children’s
> favourite. Any way must dash; I must call Benny Hinn as it’s the
> second time this month he’s left his wand in the Priory.
>
> Speak Soon,
>
> Oliver
>
> 2009/11/19 Father Simon <fathersimon@@XXXXX.co.uk>:
>>
>> Dear Father,
>>
>> Thanks for agreeing to play for the Ordination on Saturday.
>>
>> I hope that you have the music for the Spatzenmasse. Apart from that
>> there is Ave Verum by Mozart, Alleluia and Psalm (althogh this night
>> have changed apparently). I attach copies of the latter.
>>
>> We are rehearsing from 10 am and it would be great if you were there then.
>> If you need to speak to me my number is XXXX XXX XXXX.
>>
>> Best wishes,
>>
>> Simon