Game Over

Posted on October 30th, 2008 in Emails by Oliver.Cross

I’m going to start forwarding them from now on.

Game Over

—–Original Message—–
From: Oliver Jon Cross [mailto:oliver.cross@gmail.com]
Sent: 30 October 2008 17:49
To: David xxxxxx
Cc: Oliver.XXXX@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Re:

Sounds like a deal. From this day forth I shall forward all emails to Mr Coss, but you better keep your word.

Oliver

On 30/10/2008, David De VXXXX <XXXXXXX@XXX.XXX> wrote:
>
> Oliver, I’ll see what I can arrange with HER upstairs! Promise!
>
> David
> ——– Original-Nachricht ——–
> > Datum: Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:10:24 +0100
> > Von: “Oliver Jon Cross” <oliver.cross@gmail.com>
> > An: “David De VXXXX” <XXXXXXX@XXX.XXX>
> > Betreff: Re: Re:
>
> > Hi David,
> >
> > I’ll tell you what; I’ll stop emailing people back and forward the
> > emails on to Oliver.Coss@gmail.com. If you throw me a few blessings
> > and guarantee me a spot in heaven.
> >
> > Thanks,
> >
> > Oliver
> >
> > On 30/10/2008, David De VXXX <XXXXXXX@XXX.XXX> wrote:
> > > Hi, the problem is that we have a priest here who is Oliver COSS
> > > and people like myself mix up the e-mail. Sorry!!! He is thinking about
> > changing his e-address if that is any consolation.
> > >
> > > Regards,
> > >
> > > David de VXXXX

> > > ——– Original-Nachricht ——–
> > > > Datum: Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:21:33 +0100
> > > > Von: “Oliver Jon Cross” <oliver.cross@gmail.com>
> > > > An: “David De VXXX” <XXXXXXX@XXX.XXX>
> > > > Betreff: Re:
> > >
> > > > Hi,
> > > >
> > > > No problem David, just tell your people to stop emailing me. I’m
> > > > getting on average 4 a month.
> > > >
> > > > Thanks,
> > > >
> > > > Oliver Cross

They Still Keep Sending

Posted on October 30th, 2008 in Emails by Oliver.Cross

—–Original Message—–
From: Oliver Jon Cross [mailto:oliver.cross@gmail.com]
Sent: 30 October 2008 12:33
To: David De VXXXX
Cc: david@XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.org.uk; irispXXXXX@XXXX.co.uk; cowanjoXXX@yahoo.com; JohnXXXXXXj@XXX.com; gjeXXXX@gXXXXXX.kXXXX.co.uk; gwn@XXXXXXXXXXX-solXXXXXXX.co.uk
Subject: Re: TAIZE PRAYER

Hello,

I think it’s about time I was straight with you all. I’ve been going to these events for a good ten years now and I got to say I’m disappointed. Why am I disappointed? I’ll tell you, some little bugger in this group keeps taking a shit in the confession booths and who has to clean it up. Guess who, me!

Oliver

P.S I need help to pay the money back to the donations box that I spent on smack and hoes last Friday night.

On 25/10/2008, David De Verny <XXXXXXXXX@XXX.net> wrote:
> Dear Colleagues, the University Chaplaincy has been approached about hosting the ecumenical TAIZE PRAYER evenings on every first Tuesday in the month. We are very happy to invite you all very warmly to these evenings.
> The next one will be TUESDAY NOVEMBER 4th at 7.30. The International Chapel is located in the basement of Middleton Hall, just off Cottingham Road.
> Would you kindly inform the leaders of your parish Taize group of this arrangement. Thank you.
> Yours sincerely
> in Christ,
> David de VXXX (Chaplain)

Got a Live One - Parish Email Pt 2

Posted on October 29th, 2008 in Emails by Oliver.Cross

Got a reply

—–Original Message—–
Subject: Re: parish e-mail

Hi David,

I’ve been shooting coke all morning. That reminds me, remember last year when we travelled to Rome and I dared you a monkey to take a dump in the pope’s mitre. They were the days.

Oliver

P.S. This religious stuff is right laugh isn’t it, I wonder how long we can take it for. I mean we’ve had a good run, a few thousand years or so.

On 29/10/2008, David De VXXXX <XXXXXXX@XXX.XXX> wrote:
>
> what have you been on? I want some!
>
> David

Parish Email

Posted on October 29th, 2008 in Emails by Oliver.Cross

They just keep coming:

Dear David,

As a brother thou not need require any physical aid to recite the great book:

Genesis 25:30 (Holman Christian Standard Bible)
He said to Jacob, “Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I’m exhausted.”

Darth Vader: Death Star Conference Room ( Star Wars 1977)
“I find your lack of faith disturbing”

Also I can’t meet up for a drink this week as I have a squash match on Wednesday with Al Sharpton.

Regards,

Oliver

On 25/10/2008, David De VXXXX <XXXXXXXX@XXX.XXX> wrote:

> Dear Oliver, I don’t have the new dio handbook… in the old one there is no e-mail for Paul or your parish! Does he have one?

> Thank you for your help.

> Best wishes and kind regards, David

> PS. Why don’t you give me a ring (XXXXX-XXXXXX) and pop in for a coffee/tea???