eDrinker

Right here is your warning, this is a pretty disgusting clip only click at your own will.

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This is quite old and considering I don’t post to much anymore I can’t remember if the video is already posted on the site some where. Anyway no harm putting it up again. This is a video of Hitler getting banned from Xbox Live.

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This is quite dangerous but at the same time seriously funny. Why did he put his hands on his head.

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Well by Saturday the guys that emailed me about Webb’s Bachelor Party caught on I wasn’t the Oliver they were trying to get hold of, but at least they were good sports about it all.

 ———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Purcell, Jack J <jack.@XXX.com>
Date: 24 May 2008 17:02
Subject: Re: Webb’s bachelor party
To: oliver.cross@gmail.com

I liked the email. Take care.
————
This was sent from my BlackBerry Handheld.

—– Original Message —–
From: Oliver Jon Cross <oliver.cross@gmail.com>
To: XXX
Subject: Re: Webb’s bachelor party

Hello,

Sorry Jack and sorry to the REAL Oliver, hope you didn’t get in to much trouble. Also I Hope you guys have a great time and cheers for the laugh, surprisingly your not the first to get my email wrong. I often get mixed up with a priest called Oliver Coss instead of Cross.

Later,

Oz

P.S. I Googled Jack and see he’s one of the top guys at XXX, fuck there goes my credit rating.

2008/5/24 XXX <XXX@XXX.com>:
> Keep this guy on the list for the creativity
>
>
>
>
> xxx
> xxx
>
> —– Original Message —–
> From: Purcell, Jack <jack.xxx@xxx.com>
> To: oxxx@xxx.com <oxxx@xxx.com>
> Sent: Fri May 23 11:39:20 2008
> Subject: RE: Webb’s bachelor party
>
> Oliver - see below re: Webb’s bachelor party.  I clearly had the wrong
> email address for you (I used oliver.cross@gmail.com instead of
> oxxx@xxx.com).
>
> I like this guy’s creativity, though!  Hope you can make it to
> Charleston.

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I don’t wont to go in to details just yet but after Googling this guy he’s pretty high up for a large corporation. 

Hi Jack,

You don’t remember? You kicked up quite a stink (sorry for the pun), I thought you would have remembered.

Anyway no worries, I’m sure the others wont mention it at the party. See you Monday at work.

Oliver

On 23/05/2008, XXX, Jack J <jack.XXX@XXX> wrote:
> Oliver - ??  I don’t follow your story from below?

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Someone got the wrong email address again, however this time they left all the emails of the colleagues in as well. I got two out of office replies and someone saying count me in, poor Jack.

Hi Jack,

Sorry I won’t be attending, I need not remind you of our last outing when you were so intoxicated you used one of the office bins to defecate in. Quite frankly I and the others found it just too disturbing and although you think we forgot we simply haven’t been able to.

However please pass on my regards to Webb and wish him all the best.

Oliver

On 23/05/2008, XXX, Jack J <jack.XXX@XXX.com> wrote:
>
> Guys,
>
> Here’s some information about Webb’s upcoming bachelor party:
>
> When: weekend of June XXXst (arrive Thurs night/ Fri morning; depart
> Sunday
> morning)
>
> Where: XXX, SC
>
> Who: see current roster below
>
> 1 - Webb
> 2 - Jack
> 3 - Hanks
> 4 - Tony
> 5 - North
> 6 - Watson
> 7 - Win
> 8 - Davis
> 9 - Heimburger
> 10 - Stroker
> 11 - Crazy
> 12 - Brooke
> 13 - Oliver
> 14 - Will J.
> 15 - Will S.
> 16 - Trae
> 17 - Shay
>
> Lodging Cost: ~$300
>
> I am planning to book a house for us to stay in the first part of next week.
>  As such, I’d appreciate it if you could confirm that you are a
> definite for the weekend by Tuesday, May XXXth.
>
> More details about the weekend to follow once we confirm lodging.
>
> Thanks,
> Jack
>
> Jack XXX
> XXX Investors
> XXX Tryon St., 25th Floor
> XXX, NC 28255
> XXX (tel)
> XXX (fax)
>

–

Oliver Jon Cross
http://eDrinker.com

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Well my friend Fran, wanted some help with his site so I set him up a quick blog and he needed some help posting his music video. If your in to Latin music you might like it.

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As you might know I often get mistaken with another person called Oliver Coss who’s a priest and on that note I keep getting his mail. I’ve politely told them they have the wrong person but they keep emailing. So now I just reply, here are two I just got recently.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Oliver Jon Cross <oliver.cross@gmail.com>
Date: 2008/5/13
Subject: Re: Web Order OC64DS-1000-4415
To: XXX <XXX@fadumont.co.uk>
Hello Claire,

Thank you for the update; can you let me know if you have any satanic sensual lubrication oil in stock?

Thanks,

Oliver

2008/5/12 Claire McCabe <XXX@fadumont.co.uk>:

>
> Dear Fr Oliver Coss,
>
> Thank you for your web order OC64DS-1000-4415.
>
> The oil stock you have ordered is not in stock, delivery will take
> approximately 3 weeks for delivery, would you like me to send on what
> I can to you now ?
>
> The total cost of your order is £152. 67 including postage and packing.
>
> Please advise.
>
> Kind regards
>
> Claire
> -
> letterhead by A7Designs

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Oliver Jon Cross <oliver.cross@gmail.com>
Date: 2008/5/13
Subject: Re: Trinity Sunday
To: Rev Adam Gaunt MA <XXX@btinternet.com>
Hello Reverend Adam,

Thank you so much for your blessings and I know everything will run to plan. At exactly 10:30 morning mass I shall sacrifice 25 goats in your name followed by cheese and crackers.

See you there,

Oliver
2008/5/12 Rev Adam Gaunt MA <XXX@btinternet.com>:

>
> Dear Father
>
> Just a short e mail to reassure you of my prayers and best wishes for
> your Ordination and First Mass.
>
> I am sorry not to be with you in person, but I will certainly remember
> you at Mass.
>
> My Ordination and First Mass were very moving occasions, as one
> chapter in life comes to a close and a whole new one opens out before
> you. I am certain your events will be equally as moving and memorable.
>
> It is also good for the people of St Mary’s to host the Ordination and
> First Mass, don’t underestimate what a power effect such services can
> have on the congregation and indeed on family and friends.
>
> Best of luck, and all that,
>
> with bles+sings,
>
> ADAM.

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