Expiration Date
I was reading the official “Mountain Valley Spring” website today:
“Every drop of Mountain Valley comes from a single, natural spring source that originates deep within the earth’s surface”.
So it’s been flowing through some valley for a few decades, but it doesn’t explain why my bottle of water goes off at the end of the month.
My brother sent me this joke today:
Two IT guys were talking in a bar after work. “Guess what,” says the first IT guy, “yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar.”
“What did you do?” says the other IT guy.
“Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me
to take all her clothes off.”
“You’re kidding me!” says the second IT guy.
“I took her miniskirt off,
Ready Brek - The Way Forward says:
and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop.”
“Really? You got a new laptop?
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