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Denny’s is the largest full-service family restaurant chain in the United States, with over 1600 restaurants including the western part of Canada especially Alberta, parts of southern Ontario and New Zealand. Denny’s is known for its 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year operations, serving breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert around the clock. 

AKA the biggest pile of shit going, I’m telling you these guys could fuck up a cup of coffee. They constantly get the food or bill wrong and if I’m really lucky they get them both wrong. I’m seriously not eating in another Denny’s in my life. I picked up one of their comment cards on the way out but there were only a few tick boxes. No problem though, I had a pen and made some room for the real truth. 

Service: Excellent, good, bad, regular, poor. 

I’ve seen monkey’s on roller skates service tables more efficiently then some of the donkey’s working here. (Donkey wasn’t on the tick box. So I wrote it in with a pen, get where I am going with this). 

Atmosphere: Excellent, good, bad, regular, poor.

Well I guess I can’t blame you for the atmosphere, but there was a fat guy sitting behind me with a flatulence problem. At first I found it funny, but when my food arrived it was a little off putting. 

Food: Excellent, good, bad, regular, poor. 

How hard is it to cook an egg? You are serving me a breakfast, which consists of bacon, eggs and sausage. So what do I get? Scrambled egg when I asked for sunny side up. Next time don’t bother asking, just decide what’s been sitting in the pan the longest and just toss it on my plate. I got two bits of bacon that looked like you skinned a rat. The toast? It looked like a leper buttered it, next time give me a knife and I’ll do it.

Cleanliness: Excellent, good, bad, dirty, clean. 

Well I honestly felt safer eating my meal in the toilete cubicle than off the table. I know your busy, but just run a clean cloth over the table please. 

Then there was also a suggestion line in which I wrote: “Stop smoking crack and start concentrating you bunch of donkeys”. 

There was also another small section at the bottom that said “We are glad you have chosen Denny’s”. So I crossed the “We are” part out and wrote “The devil is”. I finished by spitting on the comment card, folding it and entering it in to the box.

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Grand Theft Auto (GTA) is a video game series created and developed by Rockstar North (formerly DMA Design), published by Rockstar Games and debuted in 1997. It includes seven stand-alone games and one expansion pack for the original, GTA: London 1969. The Grand Theft Auto series has won many awards, including several game of the year awards from various sources, such as Spike TV’s video game awards.

Here is a funny sketch from the Davud Chappell show.

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I am still laughing at yesterday’s video. What are the chances of this?

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When you fix one thing with this site another thing breaks, I’ve been trying for weeks to fix everything but now it’s just a pain in the ass. Anyway I only logged in to check my mail and post on a few forums so I have to go.

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Microsoft’s so-called “iPod Killer” could be unveiled as early as late next month, with the company preparing to build momentum towards an October launch.

I managed to get my hands on a possible artists rendition.

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eBay Inc. is a very successful online auction website, at which people from all around the world buy and sell goods and services.

I love eBay, not because I actually bought or ever sold anything, it’s normaly because of the crazy stuff that people try and sell.

Here is a typical example of some one trying sell a Titan 1 ICBM Missile Base. What had me laughing more than the actuall seller was the Questions that people asked:

Q: Hello, What would the telly reception be like I’m a real big fan of BBC one and could I get milk delivered? This is not a joke question. Thanks.
A: We have satellite TV on site and I’m sure, with a delivery fee, you could have milk and other groceries delivered. Thanks for your interest. Bid high and bid often! Thanks - Bari Hotchkiss

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I haven’t really mentioned anything about my girlfriend, but her name is Marie. She’s 22 and French. We have been going out for quite a few months now. Well she’s moving to Curacao next Saturday and she’s already got plans. Marie is a great girlfriend, but somtimes she doesn’t understand my humour.

I was trying to explan the conversation to my brother over MSN messenger:

Marie: We’ll do some sport together
Marie: I was thinking we could get bicycles
Be Realistic, be a Drinker - Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Are you serious?
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
lol
Be Realistic, be a Drinker - Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
I blame the Tour De France, I know it’s been on TV this week
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
lmao
Marie: At least we could try
Marie: Cause I was thinking that we will move of house and Half an hour walking makes 5 minutes riding….
Be Realistic, be a Drinker - Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
Hmmm
Be Realistic, be a Drinker - Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
One step at a time
Be Realistic, be a Drinker - Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
I know we have to make expceptions in a relationship
Be Realistic, be a Drinker - Oz (www.eDrinker.com) says:
But I was thinking along the lines of; I want to buy Cheerios and you want Corn Flakes, sort of thing.
Shredded Wheat the new Weetabix? says:
lmao

I made a promise when I created this blog, everything that happends no matter how embarrising or personal would get posted. If it means getting in trouble along the way, I guess ii’ll just have to take it. 

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I went to bed early last night and had this strange dream I was in a bus station and some guy started on Oz so I went over and somebody said some crap like you cant touch me im bigger than you. Now im 6ft 3 and this guy was stood there he must have been 8ft so I climb up him like you do in dreams! (or maybe thats just my dreams) and bit his ear off, he screamed so I said do you want it back or should i swallow it! He said please can I have it back so I spat it out handed it him back and we went our seperate ways.

I woke up wondering what the hell it was about and why i had that dream (I feel I should just take some time to say that eDrinker does not support or agree with cannabilism in any form). Anyway I want to hear about some of your strange dreams you can post in the comments section below all you have to do is put a username any will do and your email address (We do not record or use any email addresses we recieve so dont worry we wont sign you up to www.TesticularCancerAwarenesseMailSelfHelpGroup.com/ or send you any spam) its as simple as that the person with the weirdest dream will win the right to be ridiculed for one month courtesy of eDrinker look forward to hearing some. 

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Normally I like to post somthing that makes me laugh, but today I came across a really incredible story. This is a video of a young college student with Autism, that overcomes all odds.

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Just found a site that does alternative         endings for films, thought I’d post this.

Both the swifts are now dead I gave them a private ceremony in the kitchen before placing them in the bin.

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