I'm Not Cynical. Just Experienced.

My brother found a very interesting article today:

Bacon its just not Jewish says:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5229060.stm you got to read that
Oz says:
Looking
Oz says:
Hitler, smelly dog or 007
Oz says:
LMAO
Bacon its just not Jewish says:
Who the fuck calls there kid “Smelly Dog”?
Oz says:
Who calls their kid “007″?
Bacon its just not Jewish says:
“Ok love I think it’s an interesting name but I still prefer Chad”
Oz says:
lol
Oz says:
“So it’s a toss up between James or Wolverine”
Bacon its just not Jewish says:
lmao

I went out for a drink with my dad the other night, as we were sat outside this bar we started counting the dodgy spanish mullet haircuts that were going past what is wrong with these people. anyway www.mulletsgalore.com show you the best mullets outhere. 

Today is the 100th video post, here is my personal top 5 since I started:

N64 – Kids get excited at Christmas
Owned – Poor kid gets owned by his Dad
Chillax – Disco Elevator
Guaranteed Tomorrow – Squirrel Catapult
5 Days To Go – Pushed his luck

You can use the poll on the right hand side to cast your vote. Also a good friend of mine created this cool eDrinker Wallpaper, to set the image as your desktop backgroud just right click the image and click “Set as Desktop Item”.

After three and half years it final comes, it’s a pity I didn’t get in hold’em but I’m still happy. Click on the image to for a larger view.

My girlfriend used to own a Doberman Pincher and after seeing this video I so wanted to play. What a fantastic idea, God knows what his girlfriend would do if she found out. 

Just found aload of quotes on http://www.wikipedia.org/ this guy is seriously funny.

• If you are allowed to smack children, you should be allowed to smack geriatrics as well, because they are just as much of a nuisance as children, if not more.

• My feeling is that women will never be equal to men…I think men are catching up in all kinds of ways.

• My grandfather died last week, and we buried him at sea. Well, I say we buried him at sea; it was actually a village in north Wales at the time.

• [on pre-EU British passports] You used them to shove aside officials. “Out of my way Johnny-foreigner! Reason for visit? IMPERIALISM!”

• Unlike european mustards that bring out the subtle flavours of food, English mustard makes your nose bleed.

• People walk up to me and say “you’re not as big as you are on telly are you?” Well, I don’t know – how big’s your fucking television?

• I’ve got a video that doesn’t record the film, it just watches it and tells me what happens. “Oh Meryl Streep bought this farm somewhere, and she gets the clap. That’s about it. I think Robert Redford gave it to her. To be honest I was flicking over to the football every five minutes, so…”

• I thought that I saw your name on a bag of bread, but when I reread it, it said “Thick Cut”.

• I had a wet dream about you last night. I dreamt you got hit by a bus, and I pissed myself laughing.

• I love the way garages leave black buckets outside for your dead flowers.

• I had a blowjob once. I didn’t like the taste.

• I always love it when a great, new, comedian gets hit by a bus.

I was quite surprised to see that 78% of the people who voted so far never drink. I suppose it’s a good thing, makes me wonder who and why people are reading this blog?

Poor little fella, he doesn’t understand it either.