What to call your child?

Posted on July 31st, 2006 in eDrinker by Oliver.Cross

007My brother found a very interesting article today:

Bacon its just not Jewish says:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5229060.stm you got to read that
Oz says:
Looking
Oz says:
Hitler, smelly dog or 007
Oz says:
LMAO
Bacon its just not Jewish says:
Who the fuck calls there kid “Smelly Dog”?
Oz says:
Who calls their kid “007″?
Bacon its just not Jewish says:
“Ok love I think it’s an interesting name but I still prefer Chad”
Oz says:
lol
Oz says:
“So it’s a toss up between James or Wolverine”
Bacon its just not Jewish says:
lmao

Mullets

Posted on July 31st, 2006 in Videos by Laurie.Cross

mulletI went out for a drink with my dad the other night, as we were sat outside this bar we started counting the dodgy spanish mullet haircuts that were going past what is wrong with these people. anyway www.mulletsgalore.com show you the best mullets outhere. 

Celebrating 100th Video Post

Posted on July 29th, 2006 in Videos, eDrinker by Oliver.Cross

Today is the 100th video post, here is my personal top 5 since I started:

N64 - Kids get excited at Christmas
Owned - Poor kid gets owned by his Dad
Chillax - Disco Elevator
Guaranteed Tomorrow - Squirrel Catapult
5 Days To Go - Pushed his luck

You can use the poll on the right hand side to cast your vote. Also a good friend of mine created this cool eDrinker Wallpaper, to set the image as your desktop backgroud just right click the image and click “Set as Desktop Item”.

649739/1

Posted on July 28th, 2006 in eDrinker by Oliver.Cross

After three and half years it final comes, it’s a pity I didn’t get in hold’em but I’m still happy. Click on the image to for a larger view.

Royal

Pug Bowling

Posted on July 28th, 2006 in Videos by Oliver.Cross

PinMy girlfriend used to own a Doberman Pincher and after seeing this video I so wanted to play. What a fantastic idea, God knows what his girlfriend would do if she found out. 

Jack Dee

Posted on July 28th, 2006 in Videos by Laurie.Cross

jack deeJust found aload of quotes on http://www.wikipedia.org/ this guy is seriously funny.

  • If you are allowed to smack children, you should be allowed to smack geriatrics as well, because they are just as much of a nuisance as children, if not more.
  • My feeling is that women will never be equal to men…I think men are catching up in all kinds of ways.
  • My grandfather died last week, and we buried him at sea. Well, I say we buried him at sea; it was actually a village in north Wales at the time.
  • [on pre-EU British passports] You used them to shove aside officials. “Out of my way Johnny-foreigner! Reason for visit? IMPERIALISM!”
  • Unlike european mustards that bring out the subtle flavours of food, English mustard makes your nose bleed.
  • People walk up to me and say “you’re not as big as you are on telly are you?” Well, I don’t know - how big’s your fucking television?
  • I’ve got a video that doesn’t record the film, it just watches it and tells me what happens. “Oh Meryl Streep bought this farm somewhere, and she gets the clap. That’s about it. I think Robert Redford gave it to her. To be honest I was flicking over to the football every five minutes, so…”
  • I thought that I saw your name on a bag of bread, but when I reread it, it said “Thick Cut”.
  • I had a wet dream about you last night. I dreamt you got hit by a bus, and I pissed myself laughing.
  • I love the way garages leave black buckets outside for your dead flowers.
  • I had a blowjob once. I didn’t like the taste.
  • I always love it when a great, new, comedian gets hit by a bus.

Polls

Posted on July 27th, 2006 in Videos, eDrinker by Oliver.Cross

I was quite surprised to see that 78% of the people who voted so far never drink. I suppose it’s a good thing, makes me wonder who and why people are reading this blog?

Poor little fella, he doesn’t understand it either.

Martial Arts

Posted on July 27th, 2006 in Videos by Laurie.Cross

Oh I found another Martial art video except this is a class taken from England.

Do The Zidane

Posted on July 26th, 2006 in Videos by Oliver.Cross

Some horse jockey took a page out of Zindane’s book, if your an animal lover I suggest you don’t read this Article or watch the video for that matter.

I can’t believe this kung fu video made it to google’s top 100. Me and my brother were impressed the first time we saw this video. However that was about a year and half ago. If anyone can tell me what style of martial arts this guy is using I would like to know.

Learn To Spell

Posted on July 26th, 2006 in Videos by Laurie.Cross

MC HammerJust reading through his post from yesterday now im not sure if he was refering to the MC Hammer of the donkey world or somebody in the pursuit of sexual gratification through the abuse of a donkey if it was the latter then there is only one “p” in raping (how do I know you may ask) and the other quaint little thing he does is the way he spells toilet I suppose the “toilette” spelling does make it seem a bit special but then the teachers always said Oz was a special child I suppose thats why he used to lick the bus windows.

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