I was looking through www.wikipedia.org to find some quotes from the “Baddest Man On The Planet” here’s what I came up with:

“My main objective is to be professional but to kill him.”

“I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.”

“Biting Mr. Holyfield’s ear off and all that stuff?” Reporter: “You don’t care about all that?” Tyson: “No, fuck Holyfield!”

Tyson on Tyrell Biggs’ complaining to him about low blows “Low blows? Low blows? Huh! Motherfucker you’re fittin’ to die!”"I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time.”

“If I don’t kill him, it doesn’t count.”

“I think I’ll take a bath in his blood.”

“One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.”

“When you see me smash somebody’s skull, you enjoy it.”

“I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain.”

“My power is discombobulatingly devastating; I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”

“I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I’m going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain.”"I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in their fuckin’ head or stomp on their testicles, so you could feel my pain because that’s the pain I have, wakin’ up every day.”

“You’re not man enough to fuck with me! You can’t last two minutes in my world, bitch! Look at you scared now, you ho. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I’ll fuck you ’til you love me, faggot!

“I love to hit people. I love to. Most celebrities are afraid someone’s going to attack them. I want someone to attack me. No weapons. Just me and him. I like to beat men and beat them bad.”

“He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

“I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.”

“I have some pain I’m gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your fucking ass.”

The guy is a legend i still feel if he wanted it he could dominate what is left of the heavy weight division.

Just one quote for me as well:

“Be Realistic, be a Drinker”
                                       Oliver Cross

There is a storm starting outside luckily I got into work early! So I just missed it.

I came home last night to find my flat mate asleep on the kitchen floor still wearing his back pack, When Mark drinks he tends to just fall asleep wherever he is I find him at least once a week lying on the settee using half a kebab as a pillow.

I was looking through some videos of “free running” yesterday or “Le Parkour” as it is also known. 

Today found I one of this russian kid, the video takes a while to get started but when it does this lad is incredible just like spider man but without the funky spandex outfit.

Last night everybody kept buying shots, marzipan flavour red things I only woke up at 2pm I still feel rough good job all my job consists of is putting my feet up and watching 6hrs worth of football!

This guy must have been watching The Matrix it looks like he is trying to leap a 50ft gap.

I’m going to lie down for a bit, here you go:

Weekend is about to begin so here is a quick update for you, why do we get so much pleasure from other peoples pain!

 

While Oz is beginning his new job as a coconut collecter in the caribbean I’m here to keep you all entertained and I want to take a moment to wish him luck because this is the job he has trained hard for since he was a little boy.