Office Line Backer

Posted on June 23rd, 2006 in Videos by Laurie.Cross

Ive just found another video of Terry Tate these are the best ads ive seen whoever works on the advertising for Reebok deserves a medal.

Any way im off for 3 days as of tommorow so I’m off to Morroco, Puerto Banus and Rhonda to see how much money I can blow!

Gallery

Posted on June 22nd, 2006 in Videos, eDrinker by Oliver.Cross

No Drink DrivingWell I managed to find a decent plug-in to set up a Gallery. For anyone that wants to send in their own photos. I’ve added a few of mine; taking away any pride I had left.
 

My brother got to the post before I did, but I can’t help but put up one more video. This time about drink driving. 

Headache

Posted on June 22nd, 2006 in Videos by Laurie.Cross

My cousin has come over for a week on holiday so I took him out last night ended up drinking shots again and I’ve got one hell of a headache, just a quick video of an innovative way to wake up your friend. Just reading Oz’s posts it appears he has finally gone nuts.

Analyze This (2)

Posted on June 21st, 2006 in eDrinker by Oliver.Cross

RevolverAnother messed up dream I had this morning:

I was working for some mafia gang and they took me to a poker game, I knew that I had to lose on purpose. I meant to dump the chips to my right, to another guy who I assume was in this gang. There was a always a guy over my shoulder with a big camel haired over coat who I think was supposed to be the big boss I was working for. I was supposed to give the other players at the table the impression I was a bad player, but at the time I wasn’t sure why?

There was a really big guy that asked me to follow him. The guy that was always behind me followed as well. We ended up following the this big guy down some subway to a big poker game, which they were going to buy me in to. Except this time I had to play seriously.

When we got to the sub way near some tracks we pulled this guy in to a small alley and we both pulled out a gun. I hadn’t got a clue what I was doing. I realised after a few minutes we were there to scare him, the camel coat guy was telling him not to run any more poker games in this area. However the big guy was shouting “shoot me now, because your already dead”. I went to hit with the butt of my gun, but just as I pulled my hand back the other guy pulls the trigger at the same time, except it jammed. I ended up firing and instead of a bang you could hear a whizzing sound. The bullet passed his head and took a huge chip out of the tile wall behind him. There was a guy with a push chair who turned to run after he witnessed what happened.

There was darkness and all of a sudden I ended up at my old school in Leicester trying to find a hiding place. After that I woke up, you can see the gun I was using. I don’t know the name of the model I just found an exact look a like after a few searches.

Not as freaky as monkey cage dream though.

Drunk Videos

Posted on June 21st, 2006 in Videos by Oliver.Cross

Drunk CatI’ve noticed there is a lack of drunken videos, so for the next two days I’m going to compile the more funny videos I’ve seen floating around on the net.
 

If you have any videos of friends being drunk, be sure where to send them in, we pay $0.00 for everyone video received and broadcasted, so now there is more incentive to film your friends drunk. 

In all the time I’ve been drinking I’ve never seen anyone go head first in to a toilette.

Bananaman

Posted on June 20th, 2006 in Videos by Oliver.Cross

BananamanWhen I was a kid Bananaman was one of my favourite shows.

Then when I got older I saw Bananaman doing some pretty stupid stuff.

WARNING: Not for the faint hearted

Analyze This

Posted on June 19th, 2006 in eDrinker by Oliver.Cross

Monkey CageI had a strange dream this morning. I was trying to get in to a big shipping container, like the ones you see on boats. There were lots of monkeys in large cages, but they had never seen the outside world. They were going crazy and making so much noise. I have a feeling I was trying to rescue someone that was trapped inside, but I didn’t know who though.

It was a complete rat maze, there were stairs that looked identical, but I soon realised they weren’t. Some went to different levels depending if you were on the left or the right the container. Eventually I was lucky to get out but I still hadn’t saved anyone. I also remember there was a guard at the entrance and he was checking our passes. One of my friends was with me and they had a pass however I didn’t. I had a pair of scissors in my hand and I knew I was going to use the scissors if I couldn’t con the guard. Lucky enough I did con him, he thought it was my first day and I used someone else’s name on a clip board he had. He walked me around but for some reason he soon disappeared. 

I woke up when we were on the roof of the container and there were two other people with me that were planning on going back in. I still haven’t got a clue what it means and I certainly didn’t accomplish anything.

Mr Motivator

Posted on June 19th, 2006 in Videos by Laurie.Cross

Now the spandexed guy who used to be on good morning or whatever show it was has nothing on Terry Tate if this guy worked in your workplace you can guarantee every one would be working hard.

Tape

Posted on June 18th, 2006 in Videos by Oliver.Cross

TapeBefore I left Gibraltar a friend of mine was telling me about a guy that places tape on his cat to make it walk differently.

Well today I was looking for a quick video and I found it. I guess the cat believes there is somthing like a wall pressing against it and no before you ask, no animals were hurt in the making of this video. It’s funny to watch though.

Why?

Posted on June 17th, 2006 in Videos by Laurie.Cross

Last night was not good after 6 hours drinking I made a mistake with a very big girl but luckily a Czech girlfriend of mine managed to bale me out by kissing me until the monster went away.

So as usual I woke up this morning told myself  was never going to drink again but hell its saturday I cant stop drinking yet, anyway im posting the pepsi girl video again because Oz accidentally deleted it but couldnt find where i got it from.

So under the thunderstorm post is a new video from family guy I thought the pepsi one was good so i dont want to deny anyone from seeing that. 

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