Friends
Last night was crazy, we drank way way to much. Thanks to everone that turned up.
Ponies Like Food
I ordered a T-shirt through the eDrinker Store and it just turned up. Amazing timing considering today is my last day of work. The T-shirt basically says “Ponies Like Food” with the eDrinker logo. Ponies Like Food is a very funny scetch from Family Guy.
Peter (to Meg): Remember that pony you wanted when you were 6? Well I’ve been waitin for a time like this.
(opens closet door and a skeleton of a pony is there)
Peter: Oh, oh god, that’s right ponies, ponies like food.
Jesus you can find some weird crap on the internet, I did a quick search for pony videos and For some strange reason I actually find this video funny and disturbing at the same time.
Rocky Tribute
Sylvester Stallone is releasing Rocky 6 in December 2006. Rather than call it Rocky 6 Sylvester has decided to call the film “Rocky Balboaâ€, I personally thought 5 was terrible but it wont stop me from the watching another sequal. Here is the trailer for Rocky 6.
A long time ago I saw a very funny Rocky Tribute and I have found it again.
Greyhound Racing
This weekend I met an old guy who used to scam greyhound tracks for a living. Apparently they fill the dogs full of tripe before a race, so it slows them down. So you learn somthing every day, I guess tripe is cheapier than rohypnol.Â
Ren and Stimpy
I’m a little busy today but I have time to post a quick video. Wtf happened to Ren and Stimpy? It had to be the funniest cartoon when I was a kid and I can’t find any videos on them.
Old School
Recently I’ve been playing a couple of emulators and you just can’t beat some of the classics. I started playing computer games around 6 or 7 years old. There was a time when I was playing more hours than my normal working day, which is some serious hours.
Respect to who ever can tell the difference between Bub and Bob from Bubble 
Bobble; now that’s one serious classic game.
Fuck it; here are some of the games that are in a completely different league even with today’s standards:Â
Fighting: Street Fighter (Third Strike was a personal favourite, regardless they were all incredible).
First-person shooter: Half-Life (Although Half-Life 2 is fantastic you can’t beat mods such as TFC, Jesus that brings back memories).
Role-Playing: Shenmue (Without a doubt this was and will always be in a league of its own. A uncompleted master piece; Ryo Hazuki must have his revenge).
Massively Multiplayer Online Games: Ultima Online (I know there are games out there such as World of War Craft, but graphics aren’t everything and look how the Ultima series developed).
Simulators: Anything but The Sims (I personally can’t think of a simulator that has been good enough to stick in my mind).
Military: Operation FlashPoint (Where the fuck did this game go, this was the daddy and we are talking well before the BattleField series. I salute the classic Wolfenstein 3D as well).
Strategy: X-Com: Enemy Unknown (I can’t even go in to depth on this game because how addictive this game was. This is the first game I took real pride in completing. It took one whole summer holiday but it was the best 6 weeks I’ve ever invested. There were a few other classic X-Com games but nothing could compare to the first).
Adult: Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards (If you haven’t played this classic you don’t know what you are missing and please don’t relate it to that shit Xbox title).
Platform: Sonic The HedgeHog (If you don’t know this game, you shouldn’t have even read this far)Puzzle: Lemmings (You don’t need graphics to make a addictive game) Survival horror: Silent Hill (This is a philological horror, so they wont make you jump but they will show you images you don’t want to see. I’m a huge fan of horrors but this game scares the living shit out of me) I know I have missed out a few genres but I don’t care because this is about 1% of some of the most inspirational games of all time. Nowadays we just get fed crap and I personally blame the big companies such as EA Sports Shits in the game.
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Viagra
Some old guy in a wheel chair was trying to sell me Viagra last night, I wish I had my spy camera on me.
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Yippykia Mother Fucker
I couldn’t sleep last night so I got up to watch TV around 3:30am. The first film I flicked to was Die Hard, such a classic film.
I’ve never seen Star Wars, I mean I tried to watch the first one but I got bored and turned it off after 20 minutes. The first time I saw Chewbacca my brother tried to convince me it was Bruce Willis’s first serious role, I couldn’t stop laughing for ages.
I Hate Mondays
You have to hate Monday’s, it’s the first day of the week and you know you still have four days left. I’ve noticed quite a large increase in traffic to the site and I know most of you want to know where these so called eDrinker videos are? Well basically I’m moving from the south of Spain to the Caribbean at the end of this month so I have very little time to actually set up my camera correctly.
It took me a few months to get the bits together but to actually wear the camera I need to sew it in to some clothing. So I doubt I will have any unique videos until I’ve successfully moved.
You have to question what kind of moron is going to head butt a block of ice that thick.